Is there a bigger prick in football? Probably, but this player-tampering, ref-bullying, sanctimonious blowhard makes Mike Ditka look like that Neil Whatever Warren dude who founded ****ing EHarmony. I can't wait till he retires. He's been threatening to do so for years now. Please. Stop teasing us and just quit already.
Reason #4. The ManUSA fan phenomenon.
Why is it that EVERY American who follows European football is a Manchester United fan? Do they have ancestors from Manchester, or are they just lazy and support the team on top at the time? They don't know the first thing about the game, and they spend gameday watching "their" Devils and yelling stuff like "GET HIM!" and "COVER THAT DUDE!"
Look at these c***suckers in their brand new ManU shirts. They've been fans since at least 2007! Well done! "Quick, name me two players on 'your' team!"
"Uh, David Beckham....and Christiano Ronaldo! Yeah! He rules!"
OK. You get half credit for that answer, you douchebag. Which brings me to:
Reason #3. Christiano Ronaldo carries a purse.
Sure, go ahead and tell me about all the models he's banging, and all that crap, but just LOOK at him! WTF!?!? I know he's European and all, but c'mon. The pink shirt is one thing, the jeans are pretty *%@#ing bad, but then he tops off the sissy ensemble with a goddamned purse! What, you couldn't find your tiara? I think I hate him.
Reason #2. Nani's mullet.
Ole!
Reason #1. This guy.
Way to go, Wayne. You a$$hole.
Go Arsenal. Go Liverpool. Go Chelsea. Go Wigan, hell, go anybody. As long as it ain't Manchester United.
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Do you have to actually win a beauty pageant to make the team, or just have a hairdresser who knows how to do highlights?
Nicely written Jeff...what, no room for Tevez?
There are so many reasons to hate this team, you've really just scratched the surface. But it's a good start.
hey! awesome article this one...
how do i share this on facebook?
christiano carries a purse omfg!!!
all HATE manU...!
Woo Liverpool, well said man u suck
Man United are the worst team in the Premier League
'go arsenal, liverpool, WIGAN...!' LOVED THAT LINE...! :-) u should write a detailed book on this, i'm sure it'll be a record-breaking bestseller... One more record for manure's fan to gloat :-)
WORDS OF A SORRY ASS LOSER....HEY JEFF... I BET MY ASS U R ONE OF THOSE LIVERFOOLS OR THOSE CHELSHITS .... GO CRY TO UR MAMA U PUSSY.... AND BTW KEEP UR FANNY CLOSED TIGHT COZ UR MAMA MIGHT SHOVE A PACIFIER UP IT .....
@Charlie: COME BACK WEN U FUCKIN HAVE 19!!!
@Rox: LOL THATS SUM HILARIOUS HYSTERICAL STUFF U GOT BACK THERE MATE.... ANY TRY TO WATCH SOME FOOTBALL
Yes, RISHY, everyone who supports a team other than Man U is a loser; but at least we're losers with self-esteem. Just look at Man U's behaviour after Man City apparently "robbed" them of the title this year: Man U had the whole of the season to put some distance between them and City, yet like spoiled children they threw their dummies out the pram when City took the title from them at the last minute. Sore losers, just like many of their fair-weather glory-hunting fans.
Why man utd fans read this. MAN UTD ARE RET@RDS THEY SHOULD GET RELEGATED AND DIE.
I'm a manutd fan, but i'm actually FROM manchester, and most people hate manutd because it's fans are mainly gloryhunters. And seriously, wtf is all this? You could make reasons like this for any team.
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